So I got jokes. The old site for jokes is here but it's a group thing were none of the other members seem interested in it any more so I think I'll move the jokes over here.

I noticed the other day that my dogs (fru fru) shampoo says "not tested on animals". Don't I want it to be? Aren't I testing it on my dog?

Also, I think it would be a good idea to cut of one of your arms, in case you ever need to murder someone. Not only would the cops never take seriously a witness that said "it was the 1 armed man" but I bet few people would even be able to tell the cops that with a straight face.